1 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,410 Next, on Simon and Simon. 2 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:10,150 We completed the whole panel except for Janus' face. 3 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,550 The condo was going to amass Janus the Terrible. 4 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:14,510 Janus? Janus the Terrible? 5 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:18,530 I'm a bit reluctant to discuss Martin Banfield's will with a couple of private 6 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:20,770 detectives retained by an 11 -year -old boy. 7 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:25,010 Why, for one, I'm interested in why somebody would roust me for a comic 8 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:26,630 We just got a great opportunity. 9 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:28,650 Put those two detectives out of your misery. 10 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:24,470 Condor, we found the bomb. The president's safe. 11 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,590 Now, old foe. 12 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:34,230 Taste the Condor's wrath. 13 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,730 The world will know your true identity. 14 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,710 You? I should have known. 15 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:58,930 You trusting fool. 16 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,230 I knew you'd never guess. 17 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,510 That work? 18 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:08,670 Cool. 19 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:37,759 Stay in or go on? 20 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,760 Staying. 21 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:42,060 Why don't you take your jacket off and make yourself at home? 22 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:43,660 Don't want to. 23 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,500 It's hot out. Why don't you get it zipped up to your Adam's apple? Good 24 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:49,040 Maybe by then you'll sweat through it. It'll disintegrate. 25 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,080 AJ, she's testing you. 26 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,840 Now, she knows that shirt's not right for you. 27 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,620 She's trying to change your image. 28 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,160 Mold you to her specifications. 29 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,540 I never thought I'd live to see the thing. 30 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,930 Unplug it. Turn it off. This is motives. 31 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:15,730 Just happens to have a questionable taste in men's clothing. There's no 32 00:05:15,730 --> 00:05:16,730 about that shirt. 33 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,950 Put your jacket on. Come on in. 34 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,770 Hi. 35 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,530 What can we do for you? 36 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,120 Is that enough? 37 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,920 For what? To hire you. 38 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,640 Well, let's see. 39 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,800 What's your name? 40 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,700 Patrick Jessup. Hi. 41 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:56,940 I'm A .J. 42 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:58,759 That's Rick. 43 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,760 Hi. 44 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,720 $400 a day? 45 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 Pete Rose. 46 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,240 Rookie card. 47 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,680 Mint. Wow. 48 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,520 With $250. 49 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,240 What? 50 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:14,320 That? Check Beckett's if you don't believe me. 51 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:17,620 What's Beckett's? It's a baseball card collector's Bible. 52 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,980 Ah, now wait a minute. 53 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,740 You're trying to tell me that Henry Aaron is worth less than Pete Rose? 54 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,000 it. Rose is mint. 55 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:25,420 Aaron's just excellent. 56 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Oh. 57 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:35,160 Can you find him in one day? Find who? Patrick, you can't hire us. Why not? 58 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 Yeah, why not? 59 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,440 Because he's not an adult. 60 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,300 Oh. Oh, that again. 61 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,460 I hear that all the time from my mom. 62 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,680 Yeah, me too. 63 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,820 Who is it you want us to find? 64 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,500 Come. 65 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,460 Let's take this from the top. 66 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,060 Who's your grandfather? 67 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,040 Martin Banfield. 68 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,600 Oh. 69 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:02,500 I'm real sorry, Patrick. I've been a big fan of Condor's for years. 70 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,660 But the police are already working on that. 71 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,680 They're wrong. 72 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,580 They think it's a burglar. 73 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,640 I tried to tell them. Tried to tell them what? 74 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,650 That was someone that knew Gramps. 75 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,630 Had to be. 76 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:16,850 Why do you say that? 77 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:20,290 Wakanda was going to amass Janus the Terrible. 78 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,050 Don't you see? 79 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,870 Janus... Janus the Terrible. 80 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:37,050 Ten... Eleven... 81 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:40,770 Twelve... 82 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,960 And on is the jazz up. You can do it. 83 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,200 Fourteen. Okay, one more, one more, one more. Let's go. 84 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,100 Push, push, push, push, push. Okay, we got it. 85 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:56,820 Thanks a lot, guys. 86 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Uh -huh. 87 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:00,540 That little wanker. 88 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,860 You know, it just amazes me how I do not know what's going on in his head. 89 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,920 I love my kid. 90 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,780 It's just that I have a hard time reaching him. 91 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,100 He's always been a little weird. 92 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:19,250 Withdrawn, you know, and he's gotten worse since my dad was killed They were 93 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:23,070 very close. Where's Patrick's father speaking of withdrawn. 94 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:28,930 He withdrew to Mexico right after I divorced him How long have you been 95 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:29,930 iron? 96 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:36,809 Oh Since about a month after I walked out on my husband my shrink says it's 97 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:41,730 compensation for a failed marriage Come on guys 98 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:57,110 Uh, anyway, as I was saying, I'm real worried about my kid. 99 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:01,850 I've tried to get him into counseling, but he's fighting me every step of the 100 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,410 way. To your health, gentlemen. 101 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:11,610 Now, has he told you about this cockamamie theory of his? Yeah, he, 102 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:12,569 mentioned that. 103 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:14,310 You sure you wouldn't... Oh, no. 104 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,510 Positive. 105 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,970 Well, it's a little bit off the wall, wouldn't you say? 106 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,810 Is not. Is too. 107 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,079 Is not. 108 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,080 is two. 109 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,280 Um, come on. 110 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,180 We'll be done here in just a minute. Come on. I want to show him this. 111 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,840 Oh, wow. 112 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,820 My grandfather was drawing this when he was killed. 113 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:40,620 Who's this? 114 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,500 That is Janus the Terrible. 115 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,120 Scourge of the universe. 116 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,140 The Condor's arch enemy. 117 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,440 Everybody knows that, ain't ya? 118 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,800 Si. The Condor's taken the mask off Janus for the first time. 119 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,220 My grandfather started to do his faith. 120 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,560 But Janus didn't want anyone... He did it. 121 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,120 Janus killed my grandfather. All right, that's enough, honey. It's true. 122 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,480 Look what Janus said. 123 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:08,660 Could the mighty Condor have a glass of... Go ahead. You'll rue this day 124 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,800 forever, Wind Avenger. Rue this day. 125 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:12,880 That means big trouble. 126 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,780 All right. 127 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:17,940 All right. 128 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,040 They're wet. 129 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,080 Yeah, I know. 130 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:24,490 Would you guys... Whatever they come up with, no matter what. Well, officially, 131 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:26,690 this is still a police investigation. Hold it, hold it, hold it. 132 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,870 Tell you what, we'll look into it for a few days, okay, Patrick? 133 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,210 So this is it, huh? 134 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,530 Yeah. 135 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,790 This is where the Condor foiled evil all those years. 136 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,220 That's the family portrait. 137 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,140 It's my uncle. It's my other uncle. 138 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,320 It's my aunt. And that's me. 139 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,600 I'm a Taurus. 140 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,100 Sure are. 141 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,680 When was the Janus character introduced? 142 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,400 63 or 64, I think. 143 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,600 Could we see a copy of that issue, please? 144 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,940 That would be difficult. 145 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:20,600 You see, among the many of my father's idiosyncrasies was the fact that he 146 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,560 saved any of the Condor comic books. 147 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,310 Nor were we allowed to. Why was that? 148 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,650 He never said. 149 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:27,870 Hold everything. 150 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:31,510 I bet I've got that. I saved every Condor comic book I ever bought. 151 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:36,630 Well, maybe if you'd tell me what boxes you're talking about, I'd be able to... 152 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:37,630 Uh -oh. 153 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,870 I don't think they're here. 154 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:43,190 You can stop looking, Rick. 155 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,790 Why? 156 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,630 I threw out the box that you booby -trapped with the poison needles. 157 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:54,870 Hey, I'm sorry. 158 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:59,190 I needed a place to store my trampoline, and there wasn't any room, and I 159 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,030 figured anything you'd use scare tactics to protect had to be worthless. 160 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:03,570 Count to ten. 161 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:07,250 Hey, come on. It was a long shot we'd ever need a comic book, right? 162 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,810 It is beside the point. 163 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:12,790 It wasn't just the Condor in there. I had space chasers and... 164 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,880 Has the will been executed, Mr. Raymond? 165 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:26,880 I'm a bit reluctant to discuss Martin Banfield's will with a couple of private 166 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,240 detectives retained by an 11 year old boy. 167 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,520 His mother hired us. 168 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,900 Which does nothing to alleviate my concern. 169 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,340 Emotionally, Molly's about a year older than her son. 170 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,180 Does that mean you won't discuss it? 171 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:44,940 I'll tell you this much. 172 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,400 The will hasn't been executed. 173 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,360 Martin stipulated he wanted two months to elapse after his death before the 174 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,199 was to be read. 175 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,720 Why so long? To torture his children. Why else? 176 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:00,280 This was a very eccentric man. 177 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:07,220 It got to the point that he was convinced the Condor was his alter ego, 178 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:12,460 the Condor's code of ethics, which makes the Boy Scout oath sound like the 179 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:16,280 bylaws of Gamora was rather difficult for his children to fulfill the 180 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,660 expectations he had for them. 181 00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:20,359 Not unpredictably. 182 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,480 They all rebelled. 183 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,160 I think Martin loved his kids. 184 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,740 He just didn't like them. 185 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,100 Maybe he had a good relationship with Patrick. 186 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,340 Well, the situation was different. 187 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:37,080 Being a grandparent, and I can speak from experience, one has a tendency to 188 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,620 more tolerant. In Martin's case, I think he rather regretted the way he'd 189 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,620 handled his own kids. 190 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,500 So he eased up on Patrick. 191 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,980 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment out of the office. 192 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:49,690 And be careful with Patrick. 193 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:54,350 Another reason that he and Martin got along so well was that they both lived 194 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,350 a fantasy world. 195 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:56,410 We'll keep that in mind. 196 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:57,890 Thank you. 197 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,250 Yeah. 198 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,490 I've got some information for you. 199 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:08,450 I don't think there's anything to worry about. So don't go off half -cocked, you 200 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:09,450 hear me? 201 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,310 Hi, guys. 202 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,490 I knew you'd come here. 203 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,770 What are you doing here? 204 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,250 I got to thinking. 205 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,050 Maybe I can help. 206 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,010 Let's go, Patrick. 207 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,130 What do you say, fellas? 208 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:35,770 What can I do you for? 209 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,530 We're interested in the Condor comic where the character of Janus is 210 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,290 You got the edition number? No. 146. 211 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,730 Yeah, 46. 212 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,210 It's mint condition, $1 ,400. 213 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:53,290 Oh, we don't care about the value. We're just trying to locate one. 214 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:57,210 I care about the value. $1 ,400, mint condition, that's a lot of money. 215 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,530 you own is in mint condition. 216 00:14:58,950 --> 00:14:59,950 Oh, that's right. 217 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,790 Now, first condition will get you $650. Why are they worth so much? 218 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:08,730 Because there was only one wholesaler who warehoused Razzle Dazzle Comics. 219 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,490 Their facility burned down five years ago. 220 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:15,770 And you see, all those Razzle Dazzles that predated the fire become almost 221 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,290 priceless. Priceless? 222 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,510 I'll bet you don't even remember Star Chaser. 223 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,410 No, he probably doesn't. 224 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:25,470 I do. 225 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:29,150 I used to own quite a few of them. No kidding. No. 226 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:30,910 Fantastic. 227 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:34,870 Do you know that any one of those today on the market will get you two yards? 228 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,430 No kidding. 229 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,230 Do you have 146, please? 230 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:40,509 Are you kidding? 231 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:43,990 I wish I did. I got a lot of Condors, but I ain't got that one. 232 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,210 Yeah, where are they? 233 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,870 Aisle 3 near the window. 234 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:48,850 Thank you. 235 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,410 All right, so I'm sorry again, okay? 236 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,910 You rip them, you bottom. 237 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:21,040 Janus, you have committed terrible wrongs, and I beseech you to stop 238 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,640 shame on those who love you. 239 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,340 Step forward and confess this is your last opportunity. 240 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,100 What's the date on that one? 241 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420 April 81. 242 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,920 Huh, it's another Janus story like the proofs Patrick showed us. Wakanda and 243 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,520 Janus were always fighting about something. 244 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,380 Well, let's go. 245 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:42,120 Yeah, yeah, just a second. How much does that thing cost? 246 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:45,140 What do I care? 247 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,520 You're paying. 248 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,380 How much do we owe you for? 249 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,439 Fifteen dollars. 250 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,000 You got yourself a real bargain. 251 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400 Oh, yeah. 252 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,480 Thank you. 253 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,020 Can I have a receipt, please? 254 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Good enough? 255 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,380 That'll do, thank you. 256 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,880 You know, you could do us a big favor if you put the word out that we're looking 257 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880 for 146. 258 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:22,960 Uh, give him the card, A .K. 259 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,480 You want him in condition? 260 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,540 No, that doesn't really matter. I'll tell you what, better yet, just say, 261 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,560 anybody interested in 146, they can reach us with that number. 262 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280 Anybody interested. 263 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,540 Got it. 264 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,240 That's it. Keep moving, guys. 265 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,520 Hey, hey, hey, come on. Pick up your bike. 266 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:42,709 I swear to goodness. 267 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:43,429 Let's go. 268 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,430 Keep going. 269 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,350 Hey, listen, go get the truck. I can't read and walk at the same time. It gives 270 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:50,350 me a headache. 271 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,850 Well, I swear if you were chewing gum, you'd fall down. Let's go. 272 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:27,070 Look, maybe it was some collector, you know, who saw you buy the comic book. I 273 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,370 mean, those guys are very competitive. 274 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:33,770 Maybe, but for a $15 comic book, the end doesn't justify the means. 275 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,330 Well, unless they thought it was something it wasn't. 276 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:37,570 How's that? 277 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:38,889 That's fine. 278 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,010 The sore spot's up here. 279 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:41,870 I'm sorry. 280 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,890 Who's in charge of your father's finances? 281 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,990 His attorney, Matt Raymond. 282 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,570 How much autonomy does he have? 283 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,310 What's autonomy? 284 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,240 I don't really know. 285 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,160 He made a lot of investments. 286 00:18:54,780 --> 00:19:00,260 See, my dad was paranoid about money, mainly because he didn't understand high 287 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,740 finance. What's paranoid? 288 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:08,540 Caution in the 80s. Look, you don't suspect Matt of attacking Rick. I mean, 289 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,400 a pompous ass, but he has the heart of a mouse. 290 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,720 What's a pompous ass? 291 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:15,940 Mr. Raymond, honey. Look, besides, I told my brothers. They had a right to 292 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,520 Do you suspect them now? 293 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,479 This is ridiculous. 294 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,980 I have to talk to Rick and anything. I hired him. Well, I'm paying him. Now go 295 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,980 to your room. 296 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,720 Get out of here. I'm not going to one room. I'm going to another room. I'm not 297 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,720 telling you which one. 298 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800 Well, fine. 299 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,460 Look, this has gone too far. 300 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,440 I feel responsible. 301 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,340 You got hurt and it might have been Patrick. 302 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:47,360 Well, it's up to you. 303 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:51,170 Personally, I resent getting a staff upside the head, and I kind of like to 304 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:52,170 to the fellow who did it. 305 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,010 All right. What happens now? 306 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,410 Well, as Raymond said... Oh, no, my brother Scott is. 307 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,570 You know, even his marriage seems to be working out. 308 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:03,150 Why? I'll never know. 309 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,070 He is so immature. 310 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,970 Uh, Scott's wife. 311 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:11,670 What is her name? 312 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,510 Bimbo. 313 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,010 I mean, Sherry. 314 00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:21,270 Um, tell me something. Any of you kids ever in any kind of trouble? 315 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,050 Oh, Penny Andy stuff. 316 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,790 Nothing that being from the right side of the tracks couldn't fix. 317 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:31,490 Seems odd that he'd choose a vulture as his hero. 318 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:32,870 Condor. 319 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,090 Vulture. Dad always rooted for the underdog. 320 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:42,210 Over the years, he's donated a fortune to the Condor Preservation Fund and 321 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,210 endangered species. 322 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,550 Well, thank you very much. 323 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,110 See you, Patrick. 324 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,330 Yeah, it's worth having Towne check the brothers for priors. 325 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,890 Just because Jane is the scourge of the universe, it doesn't mean he has a rap 326 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,890 sheet. 327 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,550 My town looks a little ruined. 328 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:06,190 What do you expect? It's the third straight day of testimony. 329 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:07,530 Yo, Towne! 330 00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,310 Hey, come on, don't be that way. Hey, no, freeze! 331 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,580 This is the price for whatever it is you want. 332 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,079 Policeman's ball? 333 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080 Yeah, they still have it. 334 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,140 30 bucks a shot? 335 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,740 Yeah. 336 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,200 Demographically, the, uh, SDBD medium age is 24. 337 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,960 And the young guy's gonna go, and it's deductible. 338 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 What is it you want? 339 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,580 That's right, you don't have any money. 340 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,680 They had nothing. 341 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:48,020 And you go and have a couple of your goons muscle one of them. And for what? 342 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,220 worthless comic book. 343 00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:54,060 Dammit, did you even stop to consider the odds against it being the Janus 344 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,060 introduction issue? 345 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,320 Oh. 346 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,320 So you don't consider mugging as risky. 347 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:04,260 What's the matter with you? They may suspect me. Did that cross your mind? 348 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:11,500 Of course I've got an alibi. What I'm trying to explain is... Patience. 349 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,740 You're just being mean. 350 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,180 I'm just being right. 351 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,640 Golly, don't yell at me! 352 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,700 If you weren't so stupid, I wouldn't have to yell. 353 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,920 Look, one more picture. 354 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200 Yeah, hi. 355 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,060 I'm A .J. Simon. This is my brother Rick. 356 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,600 Oh, the private ice baby. The ones that Mongo Molly hired. 357 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,520 Okay. What can I do for you? 358 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,700 Answer some questions, please. 359 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:45,420 Look, I've got to finish these tracks by five, so let's do it in here. Come on. 360 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,180 Come on, come on. 361 00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,850 Surprised to see me, Janos? 362 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,030 Yes, your nefarious scheme backfired. 363 00:22:57,490 --> 00:23:01,990 Ah, you're good, Kandor, but not good enough. 364 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:03,350 Take that! 365 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:12,230 What? Do you have any reason to believe that you or your brother or sister have 366 00:23:12,230 --> 00:23:13,450 been cut out of your father's will? 367 00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:15,410 You! 368 00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:18,390 Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 369 00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:21,710 Didn't I have a helmet with a sword on it last week? 370 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,820 We're not doing the stories in order. 371 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:28,060 Next week, we'll do one where you leave the helmet of the cave of Del. Trust me. 372 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:31,980 Listen, if you'd just send me a script a week in advance, I wouldn't slow you 373 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,980 down like this. 374 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,940 I figured you'd be armed, so I came prepared, Janus. 375 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,980 Ah, parry this. 376 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,000 I didn't know if we were in the well. 377 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,760 Well, 378 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,840 I know. He left every dime the trumpeter swung. 379 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:10,650 One of his heirs have committed... I don't know what you're talking about. 380 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:14,450 Well, you were busted for assault in 82. 381 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:21,250 Some dude made a pass at my wife. What about the one in 382 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:25,510 79? Or the two in 78? Or the one in 73? 383 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,510 Are you trying to make a case for me committing a terrible wrong the condor 384 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,510 keeps raving about? 385 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:32,010 My father cuts me out of the will so I kill him? 386 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,190 I ought to punch your lights out. 387 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:36,410 You sure you haven't already done that once today? 388 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:37,659 Beat it! 389 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:38,660 Go talk to Molly. 390 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,780 She got an abortion when she was 18. The old man wouldn't talk to her for three 391 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,520 years. And what about your brother Nathaniel? 392 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 He was never pregnant. 393 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:49,680 Are you sure we didn't have that helmet with the sword? It just seems to me out 394 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,680 of context, Scott. 395 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:54,080 We've already talked to your brother, Mr. Banfield. 396 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:55,580 Call me Nathaniel. 397 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,740 Scott called me a few minutes ago. 398 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,720 Don't be offended. He's just got a short fuse. 399 00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:06,110 Tell you the truth, I have a hard time working up a belly laugh over you guys 400 00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:08,510 suspecting one of us of murdering our father. 401 00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:09,910 Uh, excuse me. 402 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:14,110 That was the conclusion that Scott reached. We never made that accusation. 403 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:16,050 But you're nosing around for some reason. 404 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:21,490 What? Why, for one, I'm interested in why somebody would roust me for a comic 405 00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:22,490 book. 406 00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:26,350 And, two, we have an obligation to satisfy our client's curiosity. 407 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,670 A kid who spends most of his time in Fantasyland. 408 00:25:32,929 --> 00:25:34,530 Well, we all got to make a living. 409 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:38,370 Speaking of which, you used to be in the roofing and signing business? 410 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:40,130 That's right. 411 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:43,630 Apparently there were a number of complaints registered against you with 412 00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,630 Better Business Bureau. 413 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:53,270 Look, if I can sell somebody a product for three times as much as it'll cost 414 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:56,670 them someplace else, that's a tribute to my selling ability. 415 00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:00,970 There's nothing illegal in that. Come on, fellas, give me a break. 416 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,640 You know, the Condor ran up against all kinds of villains in this time. 417 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,940 Yeah, but they were all brought to justice. 418 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,760 Janus always gets away. I wonder why. 419 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,200 Let me know when you find out. 420 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,480 This is ridiculous. 421 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,820 We've got to get a look at that will, because until we know who the players 422 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:20,860 we're just wasting our time. 423 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,280 Great. How do we convince Raymond? 424 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,020 Wait till he goes for lunch. 425 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,880 a little bit slower this is as slow as it'll go are we on the right floor yet 426 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:57,700 don't 427 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,700 look down 428 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:43,000 Hi. Yeah, listen, we just got a great opportunity to put those two detectives 429 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 out of your misery. 430 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,540 No will. 431 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,620 I think you ought to take some pictures of this, though. 432 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:46,820 Well, we're pressing our luck. 433 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,149 Hang on, Rick. 434 00:29:22,150 --> 00:29:23,870 I'm trying to hang on. 435 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:26,990 Come on, look there. 436 00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:37,090 Okay, I got it. 437 00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:41,790 Grab my hand. 438 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:43,770 Swing your legs up. Swing your legs up. 439 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:46,430 Yeah, yeah, I got you. 440 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,090 He's the man. 441 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:18,750 Oh, you're right about one thing. 442 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:20,700 It has to do with condors. 443 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:26,600 I'd like to know how much Martin Banfield really gave the Condor 444 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600 Fund. 445 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 Thank you. 446 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:42,580 Hello, I'm interested in making a donation. Am I understanding that the 447 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:44,640 are a great tax shelter? Is that correct? Yes? 448 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,340 Good. 449 00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:52,670 Yes, you see, ever since my sugar futures went down the toy -toy, I've 450 00:30:52,670 --> 00:30:53,910 looking for a way to ease the pain. 451 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:55,970 Hey. 452 00:30:56,850 --> 00:30:57,850 You ditched in school? 453 00:30:58,170 --> 00:30:59,610 Uh, teacher's convention. 454 00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:01,930 I just wanted to see how things were going. 455 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:03,670 You ditched in school. 456 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,490 Yes? 457 00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:08,850 Are you sure? 458 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:13,370 I see. Could you tell me... 459 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,680 How much Martin Banfield has donated? We're old friends. We're rivals, really. 460 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,160 don't want to see the old goat get ahead of me. 461 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920 Ah. 462 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,020 Well, then, could you tell me if he's made any donations at all? 463 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740 Oh, I see. 464 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,500 No record? 465 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,400 Yes, well, thank you so much. 466 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,080 I'll get back to you later. 467 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,960 Bye -bye. 468 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:48,290 The largest single donation made by an individual was $30 ,000, and that was 469 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,290 made in 1979. 470 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:52,810 I saw $100 ,000 on that donation's record. 471 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,270 Twice. You saw it twice. 472 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:59,430 But the Condor Fund has no record of any donations by Martin Banfield. 473 00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,090 Maybe he did it anonymously. 474 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:04,250 Maybe. Exactly how much was on the attached page? 475 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,250 I don't remember, but it didn't come to more than $2 ,000. 476 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,710 Well, he's probably doing it through Raymond to keep his name on it. Curt 477 00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,470 Oh, yes. Hi, Kurt. 478 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:17,790 Hey, a guy just left my shop a little while ago. Yeah, he's a regular 479 00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:19,150 a real condor freak. 480 00:32:19,790 --> 00:32:23,710 Yeah, I gave him your message just like you said. He didn't even bat an eye. 481 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:28,710 This guy would sell out his country for a 146. 482 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:31,950 That is, unless he already owns it. 483 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,150 Wouldn't you say so? 484 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:35,350 Gary Gumowitz is a real collector. 485 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,790 He's not going to tell anybody what he's... 486 00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:20,850 Who is it? 487 00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:21,970 Gary Gumowitz. 488 00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:38,130 Hold it. 489 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:44,610 Man. 490 00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:50,190 I've been looking for the Pete Rose rookie card for five years. 491 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,490 Where'd you find it? 492 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:55,250 I can't remember my sources. 493 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,370 We understand you have the Condor 146. 494 00:33:58,590 --> 00:33:59,590 Oh, yeah? 495 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:02,710 Says who? Yes or no. 496 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:05,610 Yeah. 497 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,380 146. Can we see it, please? 498 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,040 Don't pick it up. 499 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,020 Hey, here he is. 500 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,860 There's nothing new here. 501 00:34:43,139 --> 00:34:48,800 Let's see, what have we got? We've got three words underlined, but that's just 502 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,679 some sort of comic book -y. He's not even introduced as Janus. The Condor 503 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:55,139 him that name later on. 504 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,840 Oh. 505 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,800 Besides, he's introduced wearing a mask, so who cares? 506 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,680 Well, why did he call him Janus? 507 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:07,240 The Condor accused him of being deceitful because Janus was passing 508 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,980 as good when in actual fact he was evil. 509 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,300 Oh. Like the Roman god with two faces. 510 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,240 So, um, what do you want for this? 511 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,160 Forget it. 512 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:21,140 Ah, wait a minute. 513 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,900 There is something different. 514 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,620 Uh, do you have another issue with Janus in it? 515 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,720 Okay. And the cape. 516 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:46,920 Before, I saw all these symbols, right? 517 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,620 This math, this music, this science. 518 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,880 But here... Two fish. 519 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,180 Pisces. Birth sign. 520 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:01,260 Who's a Pisces? 521 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,580 My mom's Libra. I don't know what Uncle Scott and Nathaniel are. Hey, what's 522 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:08,380 going on here? You want 146, you can have him for Ty Cobb. 523 00:36:39,310 --> 00:36:41,310 It's got something to do with their astrological time. 524 00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:44,290 There were signs on the family portrait in his studio, right? 525 00:36:58,170 --> 00:37:02,030 What I ever got from my father was the back of his hand. 526 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,450 And for what? To be disinherited? 527 00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:07,950 I deserve a third of his estate. I earned it. 528 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:14,590 What did you have in your office those detectives could use? 529 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:16,170 Not the will. 530 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,490 It's in a safe deposit box. 531 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:23,410 Along with Martin's cottage, they're disinheriting you. So don't get any 532 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:24,410 I'm expendable. 533 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,310 Anything else? 534 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,670 What? A list of his charitable contributions. 535 00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:35,050 So? 536 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:36,930 There were two lists. 537 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:39,390 One I sent to Martin. 538 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,580 The other was an exact record of how much we skimmed. 539 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,320 What the hell did you have that for? To make sure you didn't rip me off. 540 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:54,420 Hello. 541 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,080 Meet me at the corner of Woodburn and Cahill. 542 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,580 Where are you going? 543 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,100 Go back to your office. 544 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,900 And just keep in mind you're in too deep to get out now. 545 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,960 Daniels of Pisces. 546 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,540 Did he kill Gramps? 547 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,000 Well, we don't know for sure. 548 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,580 What time did your mom get home? 549 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,960 Around 5 .30. 550 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,800 Would you get her on the phone for me, please? 551 00:38:53,029 --> 00:38:54,029 Yes, Molly. 552 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,290 Yes, right away, please. 553 00:38:58,970 --> 00:38:59,970 Right, thank you. 554 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:02,930 Why do you want my mom to come home? 555 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:06,030 Patrick, just let us handle this one, okay? 556 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,950 You guys must think I'm pretty stupid. No, we think you're pretty smart. 557 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:12,350 Janice must be Uncle Nathaniel. Why did he kill Gramps? 558 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,810 Had no choice, Patrick. 559 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,770 Why in the hell couldn't you just leave Willard? 560 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:59,460 Okay, let's get it over with. You don't expect us to just jump. 561 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,578 One word. 562 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:03,520 I killed my old man. It was premeditated. 563 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,860 Yeah, why did he have it in for you? 564 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,520 20 years ago, I asked him to bankroll me in a business. 565 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,120 He told me I had to get the money on my own. 566 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,520 But he didn't approve of my methods. 567 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,320 Look, tell you what. 568 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:19,400 You take the kid, let us go. 569 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,320 We'll keep our mouths shut, okay? 570 00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,450 That's wonderful. 571 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:13,910 Did you do this? 572 00:41:14,190 --> 00:41:15,089 Uh -huh. 573 00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:18,350 Well, you inherited your dad's talent. Oh, some of it. 574 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:22,630 Well, it's nice to know the Condor is going to be airborne for a few years yet 575 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:25,370 to come. Oh, oh, I don't think so. Why not? 576 00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:28,450 I don't know how my dad would have felt about that. 577 00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:29,950 He'd be glad, Mom. 578 00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:31,870 He didn't want the Condor to quit. 579 00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:33,970 We'll see, honey. 580 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:39,130 I'll tell you, it's a big day for me.